First Appearance: January 12, 1998 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: March 2, 2008

Born in Marmot Valley, Alberta. Ed had always been a dreamer, an eternal optimist with nothing but the best intentions, despite his insecurity, ineptitude and naïvety. He has kept several small south American countries afloat with his coffee consumption. He almost always wears a red shirt (a subtle nod to the doomed ensign).


First Appearance: February 2, 1998 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: March 3, 2008

Rocco was involved in a rite that would grant him immortality. Unfortunately, something went dreadfully wrong and he was trapped in the body of a plush raccoon. After several failed attempts to take over the world, Rocco ended up as the toy companion to Ed.

Rocco fills the role of father figure to both Ed and Kanna. He recently  financed a rebellion in corrupt Guaranastan, becoming the  leader of Rocconia in the process. His first taste of megalomanical success…


First Appearance: September 20, 1999 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: March 6, 2008

Kanna is the runaway heir to the fairy throne. She is unpredictable and quick to fly into a rage at the slightest provocation. Like most Fey she has no respect for the mortal condition. Unlike her fairy brethren she doesn’t toy with the hearts of men, to the point of reacting with violence to anything even remotely objectifying. Kanna is an accomplished sorceress, but is also very active and prefers a physical solution to a magical one. Kanna dresses “modestly” for a fey.


First Appearance: October 2, 2006

Ed’s little sister, She came to Raincity to start a modeling career


First Appearance: October 2, 2006

Betty’s Roommate. A writer, video-game QA director and notorious rake.


First Appearance: December 23, 2006

Betty’s dog. Hates people.


Steve the Ninja

First Appearance: January 11, 1999 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: March 13, 2008

Pillar of society and all around great guy. Met Ed in University and has a Inspector Cleauseau / Cato relationship with him. Currently dating Hank’s sister.


First Appearance: February 9, 1998 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: May 18, 2008

Mystic eightball, purchased from Madam Sophia by Betty for Sam. Now Rocco’s best friend and card partner. Doesn’t like Rat.


First Appearance: October 4, 1999 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: May 5, 2008

Alcoholic rat that Ed saved from Puppies. Likes to drink, get into trouble, and play practical jokes on 8ball.


First Appearance:November 15, 2008

A pixie, originally Queen Mab’s spy, sent to keep tabs on Kanna. Now hangs out with Rat, 8ball and Rocco. Loves human junk-food.


First Appearance: November 1, 1999 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: March 28, 2008

Genetically modified spider-plant created by Ed as an experiment. Now the apartment pet. Likes to eat people and fairies.

Ud Iceman

First Appearance: November 2, 1998 (SFU Peak). Reintroduction: October 15, 2008

Neanderthal released from the Ice by Ed and Kanna. Has a shocking resemblance to Ed. Within one week Ud went from savage caveman to junior executive at Raincity Media.



First Appearance: March 9, 2008

Real name Starbuck. The Counter-person at Jitterbugs. Madly in love with Betty but way too shy to do anything about it.


First Appearance: March 9, 2008

Angel is the Barista at Jitterbugs. A no nonsense girl who’s not afraid to speak her mind. Buck’s best friend.



First Appearance: April 13, 2008

Real name: George Micheal. A server at Puppies. Ed’s Love interest, though she has an on-again/off-again relationship with her ex-boyfriend, Vince. A sweetheart of a girl, but bad news for Ed.


First Appearance: April 13, 2008

A server at puppies, and a very proud tramp. Ed’s best (human) friend. She’s very protective and supportive of Ed, and looks on her actions as a sort of karmic balancing to offset the hedonistic life she’s lead. She’s the only one of the puppies girls who knows Kanna is Ed’s roommate.


First Appearance: April 13, 2008

Puppies’ resident blond. She may not be the brightest, but she’s a sweetheart with a great singing voice. Tends to tell the same joke over and over.


First Appearance: April 13, 2008

Candi is the assistant manager at Puppies. She performs in a burlesque comedy show on her down time. Pals with Sonya.


First Appearance: April 13, 2008

Sonya is the snarky, sarcastic member of the Puppies crew. She’s a Pro-Am roller-derby girl. Candi’s best friend.


First Appearance: April 13, 2008

Amy works at puppies to help pay for her personal training course. She is also Kanna’s running partner.


First Appearance: April 15, 2008

The cook. Henry hates his job, and is more often than not the victim of accidents that he doesn’t cause.


First Appearance: September 9, 2008

The puppies’ dishwasher. Completely nuts.



First Appearance: May 18, 2008

Betty’s twin sister and unlike Betty in most ways. Sam is a practicing witch and is the leader of her local wiccan woman’s group. She and Hank are friends “with benefits”.

Queen Mab

First Appearance:May 6, 2009

Kanna’s mother, and everything she is not. A sensual goddess who looks at mortals as fun playings.


First Appearance:December 28, 2008

Hank’s younger sister. Very perceptive with a slight sinister streak. Currently engaged to Steve the Ninja.

Rocco’s Family

First Appearance: June 15, 2008

The family that Rocco abandoned to pursue world domination. He calls his daughter (Lisa) every father’s day much to the distaste of his wife (Monique).

Ed And Betty’s parents

First Appearance: December 24, 2007

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Despite the fact they live in Marmot Valley they never seem to be IN Marmot Valley.

Hank’s Family

First Appearance:December 28, 2008

Hank comes from a big Jewish family. He has three siblings (Melissa and a much younger brother and sister), an orthodox grandfather and a crazy auntie. It’s no wonder he moved out.


First Appearance:August 18, 2009

Cupcake is the pet of Kanna’s little sister. A fire-breathing dragon, who acts like an overactive puppy.

Supporting cast

Claud Van Gil

First Appearance: October 27, 2006

World renowned Dutch photographer and close friend to Betty. Likes to make Hank uncomfortable by flirting with him.

Madam Sophia

First Appearance: March 2, 2008

Local psychic and doomsayer. Ed is her best client.


First Appearance: October 22, 2010

This mysterious and inept villain has a long history with Kanna. (or at least he thinks so…)


First Appearance:January 18, 2010

The goblin lackey of Rattaminel. Forced into his current job by a poor economy and suffers from chronic job dissatisfaction.

Mr. Science

First Appearance: May 17, 1999 (SFU Peak), Reintroduced: September 21, 2008

Host of the “Mr Science Science Show”. Kinda crazy with little regard for his assistants.

Doctor Grant

First Appearance: December 3, 2008

Ed’s doctor. Kept very busy.

Alex Fletcher

First Appearance: October 23, 2008

The hard-assed human resources director at Raincity Media. Feared by everyone except Ud.


First Appearance:April 18, 2010

Betty’s high-school friend. An actress just back from L.A.


First Appearance:April 19, 2009

Hank’s creepy co-worker and technical genius. Mad for Betty.


First Appearance:April 19, 2009

Lloyd’s robotic doppelganger of Betty.

Mr. Sven

First Appearance: March 3, 2008

Ed’s Landlord.


First Appearance:June 19, 2009

One of Sam’s woman’s group. Tends to get into trouble.


First Appearance:June 19, 2009

One of Sam’s Woman’s group. The mature one who hangs around with Rayleen

The Nerds

First Appearance: May 30, 2010

Two of hanks co-workers.


First Appearance:March 12, 2007

Raincity’s most beloved background decoration. Unphased by the insanity around her.

Mr. Jitters

First Appearance (as Mr. Jitters): December 14, 2008

Some cartoonist who keeps showing up.